Hmm… I like all kinds of guys. I’m boy crazy. :P
But I’m assuming you want the deets. Haha.
Well I like guys that are…
- open-minded & intelligent (nothing worse than trying to have a conversation with a bigot.
- taller than me
- have a nice smile
- lean/toned GQ style none of that Jersey Shore gorilla business.
BUT my absolute make my knees weak characteristic would be pretty eyes. Most definitely. Yup that’s the basics.
There was no way I couldn’t. Absolutely adorable everything. :)
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Socially Awkward Situation #1:
You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other guy just coughed, now you have to wait.
Socially Awkward Situation #2:
Someone calls in your direction. You raise your hand to wave. It turns out they weren’t calling you. You casually fake a head-scratch. It’s too late; everyone saw.
Socially Awkward Situation #3:
You sit down on a chair and it makes a fart-like noise. You attempt to make the noise several more times so that everyone knows you didn’t really fart.
Socially Awkward Situation #4:
You hold the door open for one person. Now you have to hold it for everyone behind them; if you let go, they’ll think you’re selfish and un-mannered.
Socially Awkward Situation #5:
Talk to your date while eating. Accidentally spit a tiny bit of food onto them.
Socially Awkward Situation #6:
“Excuse me, do you stock ________?”
But they don’t work there.
Socially Awkward Situation #7:
He goes in for a high-five. You go in for props.
Socially Awkward Situation #8:
Walk into the washroom and the stalls are full; pretend you only came here to wash your hands then leave.
Socially Awkward Situation #9:
You check your phone because you have nothing to say to the conversation.
Socially Awkward Situation #10:
Someone comes online; you say “hey”, they go offline.
Socially Awkward Situation #11:
The person in front is walking slightly slower than you are. You walk at an uncomfortable speed to get past them.
Socially Awkward Situation #12:
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
Socially Awkward Situation #13:
You say “hi” to someone. It comes out as a whisper.
Socially Awkward Situation #14:
You fart and sneeze at the same time.
(via riciel)
yes.
just sayin’.
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”
LOL
oh
my
GOD
oh my god he’s brilliant :’)
How many countries have you traveled to? States?
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