April 2010
I think summer is the perfect time for romance. ;)
I want a new phone.
I’m having a god-son.
RT @RiceBunny: @CarlChoi ☟ Losers live in the past. ☝ Winners learn from the past and enjoy working in the present toward the future. ☞
Getting me some external memory a few months ago was probably one of the smartest things I have ever done.
Cleverbot is the new SmarterChild?
User: I'm new to this?
Cleverbot: What are you new to?
User: You.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: Yup. I'm kind of happy that there's something like you around. I missed SmarterChild. Have you ever talked to SmarterChild before?
Cleverbot: No I haven't.
User: You should have, he was awesome to talk to.
Cleverbot: Maybe I should just leave.
User: Why do you want to leave?
Cleverbot: You just told me you were a creeper!
User: I DID NOT! What did I say that made you assume I said I was a creeper?!
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: You're really mean.
Cleverbot: I ma?
User: Do you know any Chinese?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What kind of Chinese do you know?
Cleverbot: You'd find out if you ask me to dance.
User: So you'll speak Chinese to me if I asked you to dance?
Cleverbot: I don't know how to speak German!
User: I didn't ask you to speak German!
Cleverbot: You asked me to speak german.
User: No I did not. I asked you to speak Chinese.
Cleverbot: I asked you to speak japanese !
User: No you didn't!
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How am I supposed to prove it to an AI? You're like..in the computer.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: See, you would have to be human to understand what love is.
User: Explain to me what love is anyway.
Cleverbot: You explain it to me.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! RT @trendfacts: Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue more than any other color #trendfacts
(∩_∩) RT @eglaegla: You fall in love by chance, stay in love by hard work, fall out of love by choice.
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I want two percentages and an explanation. How...
“Life is 10 percent what you make it, and 90 percent how you take it.” - Irving Berlin
I have a weird perception of what luck is. I will have to get back to you on that though.
You ask & I’ll tell.
Bra sizes :)
ricecakesandyellowpeople:
senovibadfish:
insanelystupid:
rock-myworld:
almightyalex:
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! {A} Almost Boobs… {B} Barely there. {C} Can’t Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! ...
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